A not-so-good friend of Stephen Daedalus
Once read a distracting query from the shelf.
He admired the question's fine scholastic stink
But was too lazy to try to answer it himself:
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The screen seems frozen
but the pop-ups toil onward
the soul links that work
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For nearly four score years and ten our mother
Found joy exploring what her world could give.
She knew first-hand the hells that one can live
But always felt that life was worth the bother.
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Seen first from seaward, Tangier Island
Looms small and low, and lacking highland.
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Eye halve a gnu spell Czech or,
It came with my pea see.
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss takes eye dew knot sea.
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I’m horny and in need of sex
With someone other than my ex.
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