Bri Edwards Crazy Poems

As my wife’s hogging (her) computer I cannot send you a message.....
to replace the one I almost sent earlier, before it DID disappear.
Yes! Valsa, I had almost finished my “topic field” reply to YOUR.....
response to MY poem. THIS response is not too harsh; don’t you fear!
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It's TRUE I've had lots of vehicle accidents in my life.It is True!
But I never should had told my wife of them, ....not even of a few.
I think it's one thing I've told her which she actually DOES remember.
So, now that I am often our driver, I hear from January to December.....
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Shocked, back to Bedlam he fled,
after having tasted Valsa's fine fist.
His mouth was sore and how it bled!
NEXT, she might break his damn wrist!
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