Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 23,425 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

1. Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[long; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor 11/14/2012
2. Homage To The Turkey......[humor; Holiday Food] 11/16/2012
3. High School Clubs And Other Activities.....[personal; High School] 11/18/2012
4. Homage To The Turkey (Second Try) ....[birds; American History] 11/21/2012
5. His Royal Highness: Tktwbh....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Tktwbh] 11/22/2012
6. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
7. Parafake: The 'Word'.....[english Language; 'New' Word] 12/5/2012
8. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
9. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
10. Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer] 12/10/2012
11. Our Tv..................[tv; Personal; Childhood; Short] 12/10/2012
12. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
13. Dairy Farmer's Lament.....[farmer Overhead; Nursery Rhyme Theft; Short; Humor] 12/20/2012
14. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
15. The Farmer Looks Like Hell....[borrowed From 'The Farmer In The Dell' Song; Farming And Family Ups And Downs; Economy] 12/26/2012
16. Golden Eagle....[eagles: Hunting And Caring For Young] 12/26/2012
17. What A Nice Life I Have....[personal; Retirement; California; Marriage] 1/1/2013
18. Soft ...... [love; Relationships; Life; Soft Things (Of Course!) ] 1/3/2013
19. Rubber Bands: Around And Around....[food Container Closures; Very Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
20. Sexual Desire Vs. Anaphrodisia.... [libido; Aging; Some Priests; Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
21. Addendum To: The Seeds That Listened And Took Action...[follow-Up To 'The.... Action'; Fantasy; Personal; Comfort; Wishing] 1/9/2013
22. No Pie For The Pig.... [disappointed Pig Fantasy; Very Short; Humour/Humor] 1/15/2013
23. Apples And Me.... [fantasy; 'Profanity'; Fun; Small Crop; Short] 2/18/2013
24. Five Lines Left...... [short Poetry; Using Up Page] 2/22/2013
25. Naughty Neighboring Table.... [man's Wandering Eyes; Marriage; Dining Out; Personal] 2/23/2013
26. A, Aa, Aaa, Aaaa...... [alphabet; Acronyms, Etc.; Grades] 2/23/2013
27. Plums Et Al.......[foods; Drinks; 'Yummy'; A Grocery List? ] 2/24/2013
28. 'God Is So Creative.' - My Wife Said.....[god; Creation Of Creatures; God? ] 2/25/2013
29. Bri's And Brian's Fish Stories..... [a New Generation Of Fishermen; Big Catches; Family Fun] 7/6/2013
30. Homosexuality: The Procreative-Argument Against It....... [a 'Liberal', Non-Religious, Scientific? , Layman's Perspective 'supporting' Homosexuality; Short] 7/7/2013
31. White...... [using The Word White; A Little About Me And About Other Things] 6/30/2013
32. Balloon Wishes....... [littering; Consumer Consequences; Me] 8/8/2013
33. Bird Turds...... [birds; Very Short] 8/28/2013
34. Something Has Been Eating Me! ..... [i'Ll Let This Be A Surprise Poem; Personal] 11/26/2013
35. Toe Jam....... [toenail Poem; Yuck! ; Very Short; Humour/Humor[ 12/23/2013
36. I Picked My Nose....... [very Short; Fun With Words; Humor/Humour] 12/25/2013
37. Bunnies In My Life....... ['Bunnies' In My Life; Not Long; Housecleaning; Humor? ] 1/10/2014
38. Perilous Pathway [an Analogy] .... [serious; For A Friend; Personal; Relationships] 1/19/2014
39. Life After Death For Apes? ....... [other Than Human-Apes; Very Short; Limerick; Serious (Really) ] 1/20/2014
40. Nature Knew........ [short; How To Get A Woman; Personal] 2/8/2014
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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