Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 42,318 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

1. His Royal Highness: Tktwbh....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Tktwbh] 11/22/2012
2. Parafake: The 'word'.....[ English Language; 'new' Word] 12/5/2012
3. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
4. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
5. Dairy Farmer's Lament.....[farmer Overhead; Nursery Rhyme Theft; Short; Humor] 12/20/2012
6. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
7. The Farmer Looks Like Hell....[borrowed From 'The Farmer In The Dell' Song; Farming And Family Ups And Downs; Economy] 12/26/2012
8. Soft ...... [love; Relationships; Life; Soft Things (Of Course!) ] 1/3/2013
9. No Pie For The Pig.... [disappointed Pig Fantasy; Very Short; Humour/Humor] 1/15/2013
10. Naughty Neighboring Table.... [man's Wandering Eyes; Marriage; Dining Out; Personal] 2/23/2013
11. Apples And Me.... [fantasy; 'Profanity'; Fun; Small Crop; Short] 2/18/2013
12. Bri's And Brian's Fish Stories..... [a New Generation Of Fishermen; Big Catches; Family Fun] 7/6/2013
13. White...... [using The Word White; A Little About Me And About Other Things] 6/30/2013
14. Balloon Wishes....... [littering; Consumer Consequences; Me] 8/8/2013
15. Something Has Been Eating Me! ..... [i'Ll Let This Be A Surprise Poem; Personal] 11/26/2013
16. Toe Jam....... [toenail Poem; Yuck! ; Very Short; Humour/Humor[ 12/23/2013
17. Perilous Pathway [an Analogy] .... [serious; For A Friend; Personal; Relationships] 1/19/2014
18. Life After Death For Apes? ....... [other Than Human-Apes; Very Short; Limerick; Serious (Really) ] 1/20/2014
19. Bunnies In My Life....... ['Bunnies' In My Life; Not Long; Housecleaning; Humor? ] 1/10/2014
20. Nature Knew........ [short; How To Get A Woman; Personal] 2/8/2014
21. You Are The Last Month Of Long Days...... [just Four (4) Lines In This One] 2/8/2014
22. To Write; To Die; To Eat....... [thoughts While Lookiing At A Blue Sky; Personal; Pretty Short] 2/5/2014
23. 'Meals On Wheels'...... [volunteer Work; Drab Meals; Personal; Very Very Short]] 3/1/2014
24. A Fig Twig In The Brig...... [poem Development From A Title; Humor? ; Discipline] 3/8/2014
25. Sequel To My Poem 'Passion: A Bite Or Two'..... 3/25/2014
26. Skunk From No Where [a Comic Collaboration By Ellias Anderson (Iran) And Bri Edwards (U.S.A) , Poemhunter Members; Somewhat Long; Silly] 4/25/2014
27. More Or Less..... [my Response To Greg Davidson's Poem; Tweeting; Very Short] 4/29/2014
28. G.B. Hates Spelling..... [my Ph Friend-Misspeller, Goldheart Bird; Very Short; Humor] 5/20/2014
29. Age-Erasing Strategy .... [personal Grooming; Very Short; Silly; Sort Of True; Personal] 7/31/2014
30. What Fruit For Ex-Spouses? ..... [humor; Very Short; Fruit; Ph-Inspired] 11/13/2014
31. Upon A Star ……. [dating Memory; 60 Percent True; Medium; Personal] 11/15/2014
32. Gray Is In To Stay, Maybe ..... [aging; Gray/Grey Hair; Very Short; Thanks To R.A. Poteet For Inspiriing Me] 11/8/2014
33. Small Gifts: Contributing To Other's Happiness! .... [**; Nov. Challenge Poem Entry; Good Deeds; Kindness; Medium] 11/10/2014
34. Slow Down; Get Ready; Go! ..... [medical Intervention; Aging Humans; Death; Short; Inspired By S. Katona Poem] 4/6/2015
35. Till Death Do You Part? .... [marriage; Caution; Love Lost; Short] 4/7/2015
36. Quoth The Maven: "Never More".... [long; Humor; Loneliness; A Little Sex, And Food] 4/7/2015
37. Adam And Eve (And Me) .... [long But Important! ! ; Your Ancestors; Humor; Sharing] 4/9/2015
38. Death Row: California Style... [death Penalty; Prisons; Short; Opinion] 4/6/2015
39. (book # 12) : Sheila And Clifford: The Honeymoon (Part 2) , And More About Violet And Ike; Sheila Confronts Cliff] 4/25/2015
40. Pizza Poem #7.... [food; Very Short; Humor; Pizza, Of Course; Inspired By A Comment By Brian Johnston On Ph] 4/29/2015
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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