Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 12,394 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

1. When The Carousel Animals Got Loose.....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Adventure] 8/9/2012
2. Yakkity-Yak.....[very Short; History; Humor] 8/9/2012
3. Prejudiced? Who? Me? ? .....[personal; Human Nature; Racial Prejudice] 8/30/2012
4. Craps.....[short; Nature Observations; National Park; My Marriage] 10/22/2012
5. How Silly Is This? ...Or...Does Your Next Move Matter? .....[personal; Life; Death] 10/24/2012
6. Maybe They 'say' And I Just Don'T Understand....[very Short; Birds; Humor] 10/29/2012
7. The 'Body Size Advantages' Quartette.....[long; Human Body Size And Behavior; Humor? ] 11/5/2012
8. My Repetitious Future....[long; My Life/Personal; Math] 11/10/2012
9. Out Our Window On A Breezy Evening....[short; Nature] 11/10/2012
10. Fart! ....[humor; Gross? ] 11/13/2012
11. What Makes Bri 'Feel Good'....[personal] 11/13/2012
12. Who Put The Vacuum Cleaner Away? .....[old Age; Marriage; Humor] 11/13/2012
13. Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[long; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor 11/14/2012
14. Homage To The Turkey......[humor; Holiday Food] 11/16/2012
15. Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor] 11/17/2012
16. Pills.......[short; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] 11/17/2012
17. High School Clubs And Other Activities.....[personal; High School] 11/18/2012
18. Homage To The Turkey (Second Try) ....[birds; American History] 11/21/2012
19. His Royal Highness: Tktwbh....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Tktwbh] 11/22/2012
20. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
21. Parafake: The 'Word'.....[english Language; 'New' Word] 12/5/2012
22. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
23. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
24. Cloudy Sunset.........[weather; Change; Personal? ] 12/7/2012
25. Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer] 12/10/2012
26. Our Tv..................[tv; Personal; Childhood; Short] 12/10/2012
27. I Dare You To Call This Poem A Stinker........[my Poetry; 'Good' Vs 'Bad' Poems? ; Horror; Humor] 12/17/2012
28. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
29. Dairy Farmer's Lament.....[farmer Overhead; Nursery Rhyme Theft; Short; Humor] 12/20/2012
30. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
31. The Farmer Looks Like Hell....[borrowed From 'The Farmer In The Dell' Song; Farming And Family Ups And Downs; Economy] 12/26/2012
32. Golden Eagle....[eagles: Hunting And Caring For Young] 12/26/2012
33. What A Nice Life I Have....[personal; Retirement; California; Marriage] 1/1/2013
34. Soft ...... [love; Relationships; Life; Soft Things (Of Course!) ] 1/3/2013
35. Rubber Bands: Around And Around....[food Container Closures; Very Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
36. Sexual Desire Vs. Anaphrodisia.... [libido; Aging; Some Priests; Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
37. Addendum To: The Seeds That Listened And Took Action...[follow-Up To 'The.... Action'; Fantasy; Personal; Comfort; Wishing] 1/9/2013
38. No Pie For The Pig.... [disappointed Pig Fantasy; Very Short; Humour/Humor] 1/15/2013
39. Five Lines Left...... [short Poetry; Using Up Page] 2/22/2013
40. Naughty Neighboring Table.... [man's Wandering Eyes; Marriage; Dining Out; Personal] 2/23/2013
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('Poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('Poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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