Dan Brown Poems

I heard that you dirty moo!
I felt the damn thing too!
I know you pumped,
the couch just jumped,
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Next time, I'd like to be a man.
Instead of this pathetic, snivelling mouse.
Next time, I'd like to be stronger and more self-assured.
Instead of this weedy, terrified louse.
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You lie there
in all your glory.
Looking at me.
You smile at me.
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Wow!
You’re SO amazing!
I loved every minute of it!
Yeah, honestly!
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This big, bad world around me.
And all I have for protection
is my sanity and my words.
I’m losing control over both
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Bed holds me.
Bed warms me.
Bed comforts me.
Bed soothes me.
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I can see you’re down, and feeling low.
So come on, tell me. I want to know.
I want to see you happy again,
If your mouth won’t work, then use my pen.
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Miss your lips against my lips,
Miss your skin ‘gainst my fingertips.
Miss the grinding between our hips.
Miss the intimate getting to grips
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I’m sitting here.
Doing the most manly thing.
But also I’m doing the least manly thing.
Something men are afraid to do.
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I’m sitting here, with my mind full of a thousand thoughts
and
I don’t know which ones to put down here.
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