dana goodwin

The chicken comes before the egg
A frog before it’s spawn
The plant must come before the seed
And deer's before their fawn
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World peace wouldn't be that bad
But of cause it's at the choice of the human hand

World peace wouldn't destory man kind
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I am in the coner of your sight
In the coner of your mind
You turn to see me
And you look straight through me
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Roses are red ash is black
Go 2 hell and never come back
Now the devil will attack
Time for your big smack
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when i saw you i was afraid to talk to you
when i talked to you i was afraid to hold you
when i held i was afraid to love you
now i love you i am afraid to lose you!
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love is an emotion
this causes lots of commotion
people write about love
to me its a dove
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there was a young man from leek
who instead of a nose he had a beak
he was quite absurd
he look just like a bird
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little boy blue come blow your horn
the sheeps in the meadow
the cows in the corn
but where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
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there was a young boy called dale
who wanted to eat a whole whale
he mashed it with cheese
and served it with peas
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a schoolboy had dinner in crewe
and found a large mouse in his stew
the cook said dont shout
and wave it about
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I'M sure you’ll like this funny riddle
it ends at the start and begins in THE middle
It’s not the best, it’s not the WORST
Your TECHER ought to read it first
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