Now I know how my mother felt
I cannot pull out of this driveway,
I ask you: Please put on your seatbelt.
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These hands,
calloused and dry
like my sense of humor
are scarred and tremble
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A pirate searched for a treasure,
'Twas all he thought about.
He knew it'd bring him pleasure
And flustered, he let out a shout!
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Dearly beloved,
We gather here today to witness
In fact two dearly beloveds.
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Does the bird know the song
it sings by heart?
Or does it simply whistle it's tune
Different from the start?
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I’ve come to realize
That the Beatles are an
Over-rated British band
Without you singing along with them
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1.
Open your eyes and
you will see, the rights and truth
of a Country, free.
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When we travel the world
I’ll be sure to bring a camera.
That way I can say I’ve seen
Beautiful places,
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Buses don't have
random drawings telling you
where you're going.
They especially don't accept
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