Ernestine Northover Poems

Hello there, who are you?
Do I know you? give us a clue,
Have we already met somewhere before.
Your face is quite familiar,
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When summer evenings are nice and hot,
The thing to do is find a spot,
Where a barbecue can be set up,
So everyone can come and sup,
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Politicians, what are you about,
You are supposed to sort things out,
In Parliament, the seat of power,
Well, lets face it, you're a real shower,
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'Good Morning Sir, what would you like?
A single rose perhaps or more,
Wrapped beautifully in cellophane,
With card and bows galore'
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A friend fell and smashed up his teeth and jaw,
And ended up in 'casualty' what's more,
The surgeon came to sew up his damaged face,
And put his teeth and jaw back into place.
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The turf flies,
The fillies run,
My bet applies,
I did it for fun,
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Busy spider's web.
Web of silence - maybe spies!
I sure spies a web.
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My wig is stupendous
My dress so bizarre,
With make-up that's tremendous,
I'm bound to go far.
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I met him on a summer's day,
Lights sparkled in his eyes,
I felt that love had come my way,
I never once thought that he'd betray
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A wedding dress is what I would like,
So to a wedding shop then, I must hike,
To choose a dress, that is my aim,
One that will suit my voluptuous frame.
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