Bri Edwards Funny Poems

Though frog she WAS, she caused headaches....
for old man Clyde …..and here are the 'beCAUSE(s) ':

Clyde pocketed the frog/princess, thought himself sly,
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I must be crazy to make my "inconvenient solution" known, to YOU, …....for NO FEE.
But, if you really wish to, after reading this, you MAY send your gifts to Bri, that's ME!
Now into a 2nd month of this ‘Comment-Submission-Travesty', SOMETHING must be done! !
I've heard much grumbling amongst the members; I hope none of them have/has ………a gun! !
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Nature may be defined as things-of-Earth (excluding humans and ‘their creations') :
Ants - Zebras, Artichokes - Zinnias, Rocks, Water, etc., ….not poems OR nations.

Funny means different things, but mostly I refer to poems which MAY make you laugh,
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Fire is (NOT) licking at my heels,
but not VERY far from me, it feels..
to some as though all H+LL has arrived.
Yet, Satan's saving me, so I've survived.
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Dear, you are already my Valentine!
[In my heart.] It is so very Very true.
But it would be so very Very fine …..
if your love for me you did renew.
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Bang! was what I heard when the chair leg hit my toe.
ouch! ! was what I said....as toe-swelling began to show.

Bang! -up-time was what I had at X-mas party for my job.
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BIG HEAD, (MY WIFE'S TITLE FOR YOU) ........
she says what are you talking about, huh? huh?

my wife says (if i can remember it all) (not in this order) :
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Nature may be defined as things-of-Earth (excluding humans and ‘their creations') :
Ants - Zebras, Artichokes - Zinnias, Rocks, Water, etc., ….not poems OR nations.

Funny means different things, but mostly I refer to poems which MAY make you laugh,
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