George Hunter Poems

My name is Bud and I have one thing to say.
If you'll do this for me it will make my day.
When I die I have but one behest
Consider it my last request.
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I didn't like Santa when I was young,
Whenever I saw him I stuck out my tongue.
Guess I was just a mean ole kid
Wherever I saw him I went and hid.
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The day we are born we all start dying,
It's the only thing in life we can do without trying.
Some go easy,
Some go hard,
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Budweiser is my favorite brew
Tho I sometimes have a Heineken too.
Bud heavy or light,
I don't give a mite
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I complained because I had no shoes
And I was really singing the blues.
About that time I happened to meet
A poor old guy who had no feet.
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I was stranded on a desert isle
And knew I'd be there for a while.
All in all, my greatest need,
I had no books, nothing to read.
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There was a dumb blonde from someplace sunny
Was asked how did she hoard such a pile of money..
—'All by myself this did not come,
—I whored some and my sister whored some.'
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If he's a dead unknown, he's a John, John Doe.
He's a John if a client of a 'ho.
And worst of all, at the break of dawn,
We all get up and go to the John.
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It’s best to be home before dark
And not be walking through the park.
The Zombaths come oozing out of the grave
Still trying hard their souls to save.
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Get up! , Get up! ,
Outta the old fart sack!
Too long have you been
Lying on your back.
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