gershon hepner Poems

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241.
What We Leave Behind

WHAT WE LEAVE BEHIND


Love’s not what we accumulate,
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242.
Orange County

Orange County, home of cultures
where the rats will sometimes race,
now is also home for vultures
dropping shit on every face,
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243.
Charlie Rose

All-nude wrestling in the mud
is what I like, it cools the blood
that boils while watching other shows,
with one exception, Charlie Rose.
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244.
Biker Girl

“It doesn’t have to be a Harley,
a Yamaha would do as well, ”
she told me, for she was a dolly,
and not an angel sent from hell.
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245.
Persian Cats

With Persian cats, nobody knows
what they are thinking. It’s the same
with Persian people. Heaven knows
how they intend to play the game
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246.
Hard To Be A Jew, Felix

It’s hardly inexplicable
why some should find despicable
the music Felix wrote. When Shaw
declared with Shavian guffaw
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247.
Source Of The Nile

Sir Richard Burton, searching for the sources
both of the Nile and women’s privities,
found tribal slavegirls with amazing forces
that stimulated sex proclivities.
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248.
Anthropithecus Erectus

The time before the mythic is
the time when anthropithecus
roamed upright, walking on his legs
except when he was having sex.
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249.
Operating System: Metaphysical Core

By searching for an inner core that’s meta-
physical, we designate our spirit
as operating system we consider better
than one that, physical, has greater merit.
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250.
Ain'T Never Seen Any White Jews Before

“Ain’t never seen any white Jews before, ”
said the Israelite Hebrew, a rabbi, when buying
his meat from an ultra-frum butcher, a store,
which with laws of the OU was kosher-complying.
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