Sometimes I just sit and think, man,
thinkman turned into a brinkman
who likes to challenge every point,
until the time is out of joint.
...
TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE
"To thine own self be true, " Polonius said,
...
Whoever you may be I know, itt seems,
and do not fear you, for you walk
in my reality, not in my dreams
where I first found you. Let’s not talk,
...
“Stop thinking about sex, ” says Brian’s mother,
when Brian asks her, “Have I a big nose? ”
Cialis must have been for him a bother,
before it was invented, I suppose.
...
In Israel ecologists are bringing back
all animals which Bible writings mention.
Of Persian fallow deer there was a total lack,
as there is now perhaps of decent menschen,
...
Thierry Henry touched the ball,
by ref unseen, and wasn’t fouled;
the world observed the ref not call
a penalty, and Ireland howled.
...
Up in the air while waiting for limbo,
living on tenterhooks, flying
from time like a pilotless, airheaded bimbo,
we act as if we are not dying
...
ALTRUIST AND EGOIST
Beware of every altruist.
...
MISTRESSING WITH NEAT RHYMES AND NEAR-RHYMES
Misstressing is a sin in rhyme,
but in the real world is quite licit,
...
'Baroque prose poets who had lost their way' was the expression
That W. Somerset Maugham
Used for the authors of the famous King James Bible version, Demonstrating good form
...