gershon hepner Poems

Mannequin vedette means supermodel,
and grignotage denotes a snack.
I’m always ready for a bottle
of Burgundy, and though I lack
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They say the postman never will knock twice
but the people heading for uptown
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I don't necessarily agree
with everything I say.
but wish you wouldn't to copy me,
and change your 'nay' to 'yea.'
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Whoever you may be I know, itt seems,
and do not fear you, for you walk
in my reality, not in my dreams
where I first found you. Let’s not talk,
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In Israel ecologists are bringing back
all animals which Bible writings mention.
Of Persian fallow deer there was a total lack,
as there is now perhaps of decent menschen,
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“Stop thinking about sex, ” says Brian’s mother,
when Brian asks her, “Have I a big nose? ”
Cialis must have been for him a bother,
before it was invented, I suppose.
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Thierry Henry touched the ball,
by ref unseen, and wasn’t fouled;
the world observed the ref not call
a penalty, and Ireland howled.
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Up in the air while waiting for limbo,
living on tenterhooks, flying
from time like a pilotless, airheaded bimbo,
we act as if we are not dying
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Failure to identify a preposition
is very often the first sign of cog-
native dysfunction, so my latest mission
is making of such failures a new log.
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ALTRUIST AND EGOIST

Beware of every altruist.
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