Herbert Nehrlich Poems

The ship was huge,
a feast for youthful eyes.
As penniless he walked
and talked, and danced,
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Just two fingers will guide the sharp blade
neither patient nor doc are afraid.
Since the patient is out
like a beached rainbow trout
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It was still dark.
I stepped
around the stones
until the fragrance of
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Mary had a little pig,
she knew that pigs did grunt
the pig was dressed in leaf of fig
it covered her whole c**t.
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There really is no gender trap
perhaps a teensie weensie gap,
but one thing needs to be proclaimed
it's once a woman's scorn has aimed
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So many poems.
And all do smell of mothballs.
I like lavender.
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What a wonderful site
they exclaimed when they saw
how great writing abounds
and the poetry, raw
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And don't you move even an inch!
We're getting ready - this is serious.
Don't blink, don't breathe, don't think, don't flinch.
Just stand there Darling, look imperious.
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I thought I would,
and could.
And should.
But found I don't,
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The Dutch are pleasant
too bad that those pretenders
are so pathetic.
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