Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Hit Title Date Added
1291.
Not Stood Up

At last she had arrived, hips swinging.
Boobs leading,
heels clicking,
unhurried, rather strolling.
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1292.
One Night Stand

A flower, young and pretty pink
stood where a sailor took his drink.
The sailor was a stocky man
and blocked the wind as big blokes can.
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1293.
New Year's Cheers

There once was a grumpy old Kraut.
He would taste of the sauce and then shout.
After seventy years
and a million cold beers
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1294.
Jesus Snubbed

It had to happen, let me tell you all
God's only son was coming, Monday night.
Two bucks admission to the city's Mall,
fast foods to still the human appetite.
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1295.
Mortgage Broker

There was never a good joker
just a cheating mortgage broker,
it was business as usual in L.A.
Make your money just by cheating
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1296.
The Kindness Of Rhubarb Junior

Says Rhubarb to the Stinging Nettle
will we have time to judge and settle
our differences on this patch?
I say a Rhubarb is a match
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1297.
....Und Lache, Lache, Lache

Man wird im Leben of verkohlt,
das kommt von der Natur.
Wir Alten werden ueberholt
man schickt uns noch zur Kur.
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1298.
The Pleasures Of Kindred Spirits

A dog finds always a good reason
to scratch with pleasure, during season.
All other times he sharpens claws
and licks the daylight off his paws.
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1299.
It's Malcolm, Not Malcomb

There once was a fellow from Britain
who had recently thought of and written
with a grain of defiance
a great book of true science
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1300.
Goldilocks

Quite ill and running a high fever
I found inside my box a beaver.
How did a beaver get inside
perhaps he was in need to hide.
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