Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Don't like the food much?
Find yourself another cook
another kitchen.
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If you get old in Germany,
and in the night you have to pee,
remember, they have a tradition
to master this nocturnal mission,
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I sleep behind you,
resting my head
and being silent
your entire night.
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There are those I suppose
who do carry their nose
rather high in the air,
pretending to care
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Jerry Hughes is making merry,
folks as far as Londonderry
send him wishes, sometimes darts,
he may upset applecarts
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I remember a pair of fine breasts
she was one of my Groundhog Day guests.
Oh to tear it asunder
just to see what was under
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A little ray of sunshine
is what we all need.
For some this means fun time,
for others a feed.
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A boy who had a scary dream
had nodded off, right near the stream.
His dream now featured crocodiles
that chased the lad for many miles.
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Her father was a smart dyslexic
but she was thin and anorexic.
The mother had a bad addiction
to gambling in her jurisdiction.
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I once dated an overweight girl.
She was cute and her first name was Shirl.
When we tried to make love
after push and much shove
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