Most of the county had not a clue
With Uncle Lemon, just what to do?
This rascal most notorious
Over the sheriff always seemed to be victorious.
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Legs don't work too well anymore.
Just another casualty of long ago war.
Memory is sometimes too good.
Things would like to forget if only I could.
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Obstinate electric meter reader not happy with me.
Noticeable attitude to just disagree.
Could not get him to respond.
Only a look of the not so fond.
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Words about Shipboard Hazard And Defense
Will not be minced!
Veterans were had by Project SHAD!
Starting in fiscal year '63,
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Totally did not expect -
Tremendous enduring effect.
Incidential only meeting -
Hour was fleeting.
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SOAKED in whisky and whatever.
SOPPY to his very soul.
Lies in TORRENTS from his youth.
Others for him always COVERED.
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Racing to harness the west Texas winds?
Improbable political spin?
Can he and his cohorts be believed?
Kooky fantasy or will it be achieved?
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