Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1. A.I.D.S. Orphan 10/18/2007
2. Life Saver 10/19/2007
3. Gust Of Glory 10/19/2007
4. Life And Death 10/19/2007
5. Drop 10/19/2007
6. Good Catch 10/20/2007
7. Who Called? 10/20/2007
8. Morning Ritual 10/20/2007
9. Trouble Bound 10/20/2007
10. Mystery Tree 10/18/2007
11. Masked Man's Missus 10/18/2007
12. Crow Heart 10/18/2007
13. The Catch 10/20/2007
14. Better Change 10/21/2007
15. Choice Words 10/21/2007
16. Dead Wed 10/21/2007
17. Hard To Stomach 10/22/2007
18. Footprints 10/22/2007
19. Soft War 10/22/2007
20. Overbite 10/22/2007
21. Dandy Jack 10/22/2007
22. Lasting Impression 10/22/2007
23. I Told Him 10/22/2007
24. Down To Earth View 10/23/2007
25. Ye Olde Sad Tale 10/23/2007
26. Fowl Fight 10/23/2007
27. Fairy Tale Of Defect 10/23/2007
28. Golf Of Course 10/23/2007
29. Bearing Loss 10/23/2007
30. Standing Up, Sitting Down 10/23/2007
31. Feeding 10/23/2007
32. Close Encounter 10/21/2007
33. Push Of A Button 10/21/2007
34. Helping Hand 10/22/2007
35. Flock Talk 10/22/2007
36. Manslaughter Daughter 10/22/2007
37. In Judgement 10/17/2007
38. Past Acquaintance 10/17/2007
39. Petty 10/23/2007
40. Taken For Granted 10/23/2007
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Color Me Blue

This caveman noticed that my kind,
In decorating home cave walls,
Had no blue or plant art designed,
And so I heard 'do it first' calls.
So blueberry picking I chose,
And squashed the berries into paint,
Then painted blueberries in rows
On my cave walls with no restraint.
My buddies did not like my art,

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