Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

761. It Lurks 2/7/2013
762. It's A Girl - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/14/2015
763. Ivory Power 10/18/2016
764. Ivory Touch 2/13/2013
765. Jack And The Football 9/1/2013
766. Jack The Fitter 2/5/2013
767. Jack The Joey - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/16/2014
768. Jack The Ripper... 10/28/2014
769. Jackie Robinson West 9/27/2014
770. Jambu Fruit Dove - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/14/2014
771. Jeanne Calment 2/15/2013
772. Jellyfish Eyes 2/11/2016
773. Jenna 3/4/2013
774. Jerboa 3/21/2014
775. Jeremy - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/23/2013
776. Jesper 4/14/2016
777. Jesus R.I.P. 11/22/2016
778. Jesus The Prop 8/8/2013
779. Jimmy The Greek 2/15/2013
780. Jingle Bells Date 1/19/2015
781. Jitters 9/28/2008
782. Joan Rivers 10/1/2014
783. Job Change 7/25/2010
784. Job Insecurity 4/8/2013
785. Job Jack 2/15/2013
786. Joey - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/8/2013
787. John Marshall 2/25/2013
788. Jonathan 2/1/2016
789. Jonathan Winters 9/5/2013
790. Josh, No Josh 7/21/2013
791. Jubilant Jubilee 3/2/2013
792. Julia 2/23/2013
793. Julian Bond 9/1/2015
794. Jumped The Shark 7/23/2015
795. Jumping Spider 10/8/2014
796. Just A Bit 4/19/2010
797. Just Can'T Be Believed 6/15/2008
798. Just Curious 5/5/2015
799. Just For Laughs 9/6/2009
800. Just Moved In - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/2/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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