Ima Ryma Poems

Chuck, a butcher of high degree.
He's a 'meat'eorologist.
A popular butcher is he,
With sausages none can resist.
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For Christmas I got a fruitcake
Sent by an ex boyfriend of mine,
And so for good etiquette sake,
A thank you note I did design.
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Sculpture, 'The Thinker, ' by Rodin
Is of a person all alone,
And in deep thought does seem this man,
Pondering, sitting on a stone.
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We both grew up in time and place
When plastic be in massive use
By most all of the human race,
Leading to pollution abuse.
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We are three crystal sisters who
Be for good luck worn 'round the neck,
Which the three little pigs did do,
And caused the bad wolf lots of heck.
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He was abducted long ago
By aliens from outer space,
Who changed his human form to show
Him off as from another race.
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Hubby insisted that he could
Change himself the oil in the car.
I knew this would not turn out good.
Under the engine he rolled thar,
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We are the clouds up in the sky,
Sometimes a few, sometimes a lot.
We're weather's way, we're not sure why.
Maybe it's magic, maybe not.
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An eskimo, you should know me.
Mahaha is the name your kind
Gave to this demon who does be
In the Arctic for you to find.
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The Seahawks lose the Super Bowl,
Thanks to a coaching call that cost.
To pass on a one yard to goal,
Decision made and game was lost.
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