Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

761. Hyena Hiya 1/14/2014
762. Hunt For Answers -new- 4/11/2015
763. Human Bling 1/31/2014
764. Howler Monkey - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/23/2015
765. Howard Hughes 5/15/2014
766. How To Build An Ark 3/8/2014
767. How Not To Play War 1/28/2015
768. How Hot! 3/3/2013
769. House Spirits 7/5/2013
770. Hottentot Teal - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/19/2013
771. 'Horse' Of The Sea 1/21/2014
772. Horror Show 3/14/2008
773. Hoodwinks 11/8/2008
774. Homeless Bound 11/24/2007
775. Homegrown Extremist 12/29/2012
776. Home On The Brain 2/13/2015
777. Home Less 4/12/2009
778. Home Invaders 2/6/2013
779. Home Came Lebron 8/21/2014
780. Hogmanay 2/9/2014
781. Hobbits 2/10/2013
782. Hit And Run Driver 3/2/2013
783. Hit And Fun 5/11/2008
784. Hislam 4/11/2013
785. His Men In Blue Period 11/16/2007
786. His Journey 2/5/2013
787. His And Hers 3/22/2009
788. Hindenburg 12/14/2012
789. Himalayan Monal - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/11/2013
790. Hillbillill And The Horns Of Time 3/31/2015
791. Hillbillill And The For Sale Sign 3/30/2015
792. Hillbillill And The Email 3/27/2015
793. Hillbillill And The Dress 3/25/2015
794. Hillary Helps 7/2/2013
795. Higher Lower Standard 3/30/2013
796. Higher Calling 12/6/2008
797. High Tech, High Check 4/14/2013
798. High Tech 4/5/2009
799. High Buzz 3/13/2014
800. Hidalgo 12/11/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Project To Bank On

The story of Noah's Ark tells
Of God deciding to redo,
So sends a big flood that dispels
All life but saves samples of two,
So that not all God's work be wrecked,
But needed tweaking here and there,
Kind of like a science project,
That needed tryouts to compare.
At any time, God could decide

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