In '68, I heard a voice
Asking, 'Has this country gone mad? '
My Momma did not have a choice.
All life around her had gone bad.
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What would become the Internet,
U.S. Department of Defense
Started so just in case, was set
If nuclear bombs made past tense
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Friggatriskaidekaphobia,
Tiz fear of Friday the 13th.
I await one to show me a
Clue what this fear does really meanth.
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The human children of this Earth
Too oft are born into a life
That's measured short with little worth,
Living just filled with dying strife.
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Thanks to the hype in U.F.O.s
Roswell continues to sell strong.
Did E.T. really crash - who knows?
But just keep asking, decades long.
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The Dalai Lama known world wide,
Promoting compassion in life,
Believing science can make stride
In aiding to ease human strife.
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Greenie scientists now search for
The way to cease carbon footprint
Of humans who pollute galore.
Global warming folk are hell bent
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Henry Ford became best friend
Of Thomas Alva Edison.
A lot of camping trips they'd spend,
Planning out the future for fun.
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The nanny state makes riders wear
Seat belts while riding in a car.
Some say drivers drive with less care,
Feeling all smug and safe - bizarre!
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And what would Jesus do or say?
Let's wait and ask him if and when
He should return to Earth one day.
It's only second mouth till then.
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