Ima Ryma Poems

Greenie scientists now search for
The way to cease carbon footprint
Of humans who pollute galore.
Global warming folk are hell bent
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Henry Ford became best friend
Of Thomas Alva Edison.
A lot of camping trips they'd spend,
Planning out the future for fun.
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The nanny state makes riders wear
Seat belts while riding in a car.
Some say drivers drive with less care,
Feeling all smug and safe - bizarre!
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And what would Jesus do or say?
Let's wait and ask him if and when
He should return to Earth one day.
It's only second mouth till then.
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Dick Clark, the T.V.'s ageless teen,
The American Bandstand host
Has died. Maybe the Times Square screen
Will see him back as a guest ghost,
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Before 'twas fully known the plight,
Dorothy Gibson made such fuss,
She was the first one that bad night
To leave the Titanic, and thus
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It's hard being an eight year old,
And so so on the baseball team,
And watching Dad try not to scold
When I don't play up to his dream.
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General Mills etal know the trick
Of selling that sugary stuff -
Use the term, fruit, lay it on thick,
Keep it all just legal enough,
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We bees are buzzing less and less,
And humans are wondering why.
Some pesticides are now best guess.
Duh! - products made for bugs to die.
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In Philly in the fifties 'twas
A time and place to sing and dance,
Breaking old barriers because
Dick Clark, one show, just took the chance
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