Ima Ryma Poems

Bottom of the 9th and 2 outs.
This little leaguer's up to bat.
I try not to hear all the shouts,
But, it's scary where I am at.
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Mom and Dad had a great big fight
Right in the middle of the store
Where Mom works. It was quite a sight.
I wasn't there. I'm almost 4.
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When I heard that there were some folk
Willing to pay a pretty sum
For corn flakes shaped like states - no joke!
At first I thought it was pure dumb.
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A medical dispensary,
That's located in LaLa land,
And is named Timothy Leary,
Dispenses a multiple brand
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There was a run down shack next door
To my house. Abandoned for years,
It was just an ugly eyesore.
Oil gets put on the squeaky gears,
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I got the dress from Dad and Mom.
It wasn't new, but that was fine.
I wore it to my high school prom.
And I was with some friends of mine,
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Slipping on a banana peel,
Often occasion for a laugh
By one who does not have to feel
That pain that's divvied half and half
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The jet liner was heading west
To Las Vegas. The flight was full.
I'd been trying to get some rest,
Dreaming of a winning slots pull.
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Jose' was visiting from Spain,
And went to see a baseball game.
He sat up in nosebleed terrain,
But was excited just the same.
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I snatch this old lady by force,
A nice sweet grandmother of eight.
I tell the news media, of course,
The web site to watch gramma's fate.
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