Ima Ryma Poems
|1561.||Young Black Beware||11/6/2013|
|1563.||Young Klipspringer - Lincoln Park Zoo||5/30/2014|
|1564.||Young Life - Lincoln Park Zoo||6/11/2014|
|1566.||You'Re Up Chuck||2/11/2008|
|1567.||'You'Re Welcome' Pink Slip||11/29/2013|
|1568.||Youth At Risk||4/5/2013|
|1570.||Zebra Zeal - Lincoln Park Zoo||4/8/2014|
|1571.||Zebra Zooing - Lincoln Park Zoo||9/2/2014|
A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
This lobster lass knows tiz time to
Shuffle forth with and procreate.
Molting and losing my shell do
Mean that tiz time to do a mate.
The main male of the neighborhood
Is where us girls each take a turn
To let him know my go is good.
I pee on him to max his yearn.
The two of us shack up a while,