Ima Ryma

Ima Ryma Poems

1681. Young Sailor 2/9/2015
1682. You'Re Up Chuck 2/11/2008
1683. 'You'Re Welcome' Pink Slip 11/29/2013
1684. Youth At Risk 4/5/2013
1685. Zebra Stripes 11/6/2014
1686. Zebra Zeal - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/8/2014
1687. Zebra Zooing - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/2/2014
1688. Zoo Do 5/4/2014
1689. Zookeeper 2/26/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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