Ima Ryma Poems

Mozart died and was laid to rest
In a town cemetery plot.
Later, townspeople did attest,
Music was coming from that spot.
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Oscar's been with us for a while.
The nursing home is his home too.
With that friendly whiskery smile,
Through the halls with his cats eye view,
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Chuck had gone to a medium
To communicate with the dead.
No particular one had come
To mind to talk to, but instead,
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Mentally retarded since birth,
My sister now was 10 years old.
She thought I was the best on earth,
And would do whatever I told.
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I'm waking up, so it would seem.
And not from hybernation sleep.
It's kind of fuzzy, like a dream.
I remember making a leap,
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My Mom and I were driving through
The Arizona desert, when
Our truck rolled over into
A ravine. I saw a man then
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Geology class does not rock.
But thankfully, it's almost done.
Who is this dude with the weird walk?
Oh my God! He's got a shot gun!
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From nowhere, suddenly, it came,
A live hand grenade rolled in sight,
Thrown by somebody taking aim
To kill and maim out of pure spite.
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At last the Civil War was done.
Abraham Lincoln went to see
The truth of what the Union won,
Fighting the Confederacy.
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I watch the kids squirming around,
And the dog is jumping about.
My yogurt cup is halfway downed,
When the spoon decides to fall out.
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