Ima Ryma Poems

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471.
Stone Of Ages

Sexual impurity is
A real big biblical no no.
True hands must carry out God's biz,
And stone the sinners, blow by blow.
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472.
Emblematic

The eagle emblem does no more
Reflect too truly what gov is.
Gov allows inflation galore
And halts production by gov biz,
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473.
Star Of Bethlehem

The Star of Bethlehem so bright,
Oft explained as a conjunction
Of Jupitor and Venus light -
Scientific explanation!
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474.
Bug Back To The Future

No mosquitoes, roaches or flies,
'Twas predicted way back for now.
But they still flourish - no surprise.
And they will outlast us - here's how.
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475.
Youth At Risk

When my buddies and I got to
High school, we joined the football team.
My folks were sure that this would do
Me good all round, so it did seem.
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476.
Nose Knows

A study says that the nose knows
Personality type by sniff.
Extro or introverted shows,
Just by taking a good long whiff.
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477.
Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert, rest in peace, sir.
Through all your health troubles you gave
Movie reviewing class. You were
The film constant through pan or rave.
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478.
Prep Price

At the chic Cannibal Cafe,
A diner does ask the waitress
About the prices on display,
Why some items are so much less
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479.
Carmax

The car is becoming quite smart,
And soon will be programmed to know
Best in the nanny state of art,
To give bad drivers punish woe.
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480.
Mindlessly Living

I need more pills to pop as I
Get golder in my golden years.
All alone, I do really try
To be careful, but I have fears
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