Ima Ryma Poems

History - it is in the hand
Of the writer of it, to be
Or not to be allowed to stand,
Depending on who's history.
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My village is in Borneo.
We were headhunters formerly.
But the times are changing, and so
We're civilized or try to be.
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Bling and marriage go hand in hand,
And ear and ear and wrist and wrist,
Around the neck in pricey strand,
An anatomical long list
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Euglossa natesi - that's me,
Collecting pollen all my life.
Yes, I am quite the busy bee,
Preparing for my future wife.
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A North Korean name of Lee
Escaped and came to the U.S.
And stayed here with my family
Until he got his own address.
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I am the postman who got caught
On camera taking a dump.
The only excuse that I've got,
Is night before, chile did jump
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Marshall Matt Dillon on T.V.
Kept Dodge City safe in Gunsmoke.
With Long Branch madam, Miss Kitty,
Old Doc, Festus and other folk,
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Dad went to the hospital for
A two day minor surgery.
His dentures fell onto the floor.
Thet were given mistakenly
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The jet plane crashed. All aboard died.
The black box was recovered, so
From it investigators tried
To get some what happened info.
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Husband and wife watching T.V.
As they did most ev'ry night.
The cable goes out suddenly,
Leaving the couple in a plight
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