This hen has found a shady spot
At the Farm in Lincoln Park Zoo.
This summer day is sticky hot,
So doing shade is great to do.
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The life of pampered sloth I live,
Hand fed the lettuce that I love.
The human hand has much to give,
Taking precaution with a glove.
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Aretha Franklin rest in peace.
You made great music for us all,
The sounds of which will never cease,
Forever for us to recall.
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Aruba rattlesnake I be
Doing a coiling, yes I do,
And then look all about to see
Doings on at Lincoln Park Zoo.
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This dairy cow oft gets an itch
At the Farm in Lincoln Park Zoo.
There's an automatic brush which
Does give me some scratching, it do.
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This bear does like to fish, I do,
Often a sitting in the stream,
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo,
Catching a fish a daily dream.
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Farewell Senator John McCain.
You served the nation long and well,
A hero who endured the pain
From many years in Hanoi hell.
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This little piggy keeps an eye,
At Lincoln Park Farm in the Zoo,
On the keeper who is nearby.
Wonder what the keeper's up to!
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What the colobus monkeys do
When there shows up a pile of ice,
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo,
Is set their senses on precise.
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Tiz a corn on the cob to do,
And the chickens do peck away,
At Lincoln Park Farm in the Zoo.
And recording the snack display -
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