Ima Ryma Poems

A pig's snout is a wondrous thing.
Tiz where the pig's most sensitive,
Both as to smelling and touching.
So many benefits to give.
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Colonel Sanders from KFC,
Long dead and buried in his suit,
Is back selling fowl on T.V.
Some actor - a poor substitute,
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Chimpanzee cannibals can be
Killing and eating their own kind -
Those who are not close family.
Tiz just one set of a chimp's mind.
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We lemmings get the urge to take
A trip from old to someplace new.
Kind of like humans go on break,
And head for seaside rendezvous.
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Newborn at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
First Japan macaque snow monkey,
I am a boy, I am Obu,
The name you humans voted me.
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The Scythians, a people fierce,
Did leave behind massive grave mounds
Called kurgans which we moderns pierce.
In gold the old tell tale abounds.
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When I was young, my tail was bit.
Some said that I should get a weave.
My given name - they misspelled it.
But through it all I did believe
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I'm walking on the ocean floor.
Lots of bad could happen to me.
So to get some protection more,
I looked for something that could be
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Jenner, the used to be Bruce one,
Is cover for Vanity Fair,
Showing changing work that's done.
The old, the new - gives pause for stare.
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I see them coming down the trail,
And feel a sense instinctively
That I should quickly just turn tail,
Cuz tiz trouble coming to me.
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