Ima Ryma Poems

Hidalgo, a mustang, did star
In Buffalo Bill's Wild West show.
But they let me take him off far
To Arabia in the flow
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A Dobsonfly like me has got
A week to mate and then I die.
And so I gave it my best shot,
Felt eggs in me so off I fly,
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A pretty safe place for a tick
Is way up the nose of an ape.
It's hard for ape fingers to pick,
But room for a tick to escape.
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The horny lady saw the guy,
And he was wearing real big boots.
She asked him, 'Hey, is it a lie, '
'Big footed men got other beauts? '
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Ubuntu is humankindness
That can connect one with the all.
Past failure, but future success,
As each join in the hopeful call,
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Mom says we're carder bees becuz
We're s'posed to card (or comb) plant blooms,
To get a bunch of fiber fuzz
To build the walls around the rooms
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Malala, a girl just fifteen,
Believing Muslim girls should be
Able to cross the bridge between
A past held to a future free.
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A famous elk - no but why not?
Yes, there's been Bambi the deer,
And Bullwinkle, the moose, we got.
But no famous elk to appear.
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A movie camera he took
On the plaza downtown outside,
In order for better lens look
At the very publicized ride.
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The Wifey was fit to be tied.
The Hubby forgot her birthday.
She yelled, 'Don't you dare try to hide.'
'By tomorrow in the driveway, '
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