Ima Ryma Poems

Humans ask what do chipmunks do?
So humans grabbed a bunch of us,
Put spy microphones on the crew,
And first learned that chipmunks can cuss.
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We box turtles be on the move,
From Lincoln Park Zoo to the wild.
Tiz for the good, so we approve.
With nature we'll be reconciled.
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Magna Carta - Happy Birthday,
800 years and counting still.
If bad King John had had his way
You'd be shredded as paper will.
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Born however the genes did fall.
For years I went through with the deal,
But was questioning, I recall,
The out of body I did feel.
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Snow monkeys at Lincoln Park Zoo
Do get the chance to go to school.
Some days I don't, some days I do.
I have no hard and fast set rule.
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An alligator, chilling out,
Saw this human come walking by.
A raccoon also was about.
The alligator, a fun guy,
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Eighteen hundred and forty one,
Edmond, a twelve year old boy slave,
Got vanilla plant beaning done,
And vanilla became a rave.
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Tiz time to make another leap,
Another leap second of time.
'Experts' say that it's done to keep
Time pure without reason or rhyme.
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The Confederate battle flag
Was flown during the Civil War,
And lost with a heavy price tag,
And rejoined the U.S. once more.
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We ostriches are looking at
Humans at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Looking at them, we notice that
Their heads do disappear from view.
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