It's plain as my nose on your face.
Shoulder to the wheel off your chest,
You jump down my throat anyplace.
There, under your skin I will nest.
...
An old couple lived up the lane.
I guess they'd been there 'bout a year.
They seemed like nice folks, proud and plain.
It showed they loved each other dear.
...
While bowling with his team one night,
Ralph slipped and fell and struck his head.
He staggered up and out of sight.
Everyone thought Ralph was dead.
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I listed new born pups for sale -
Four hundred dollars for each prime pup.
As I went out to get the mail,
A little boy was walking up.
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The old dead tree stood on a hill,
An ugliness of jagged rot,
In looming form so dark and still
Against the sun - a lonely blot.
...
A worried wife sought some advice
From a well known psychiatrist.
She said, 'My husband's very nice, '
'But, he's developed a strange twist.'
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There is a place called Crow Heart Butte,
In mid Wyoming on a plain.
It bears a legend of repute
About a battle in blood stain.
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The crowd had gathered in the square.
They came to watch a young man die.
The sherriff brought the killer there -
To the gallows, to hang him high.
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I left my hotel and strolled through
The nearby cemetery gate.
I was surprised to run into
Someone like me out walking late.
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Dear Micki, You will always be
Your Daddy's favorite little girl.
Some day you'll be with Mom and me.
Till then, be good for Uncle Earl.
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