John Churchill

My grandad has great big ears
and he's losing all his hair
he always wears a cardie
when he's in his special chair.
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A family is just like a cart wheel,
and the hub of the wheel is the mum,
and when things go wrong, it’s not before long
that it's mother to where they all run.
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A bloody great big Knocking shop
has opened down our street,
A place where all the visitors
like to go to meet.
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Horrid Henry Atkins
was the bully of our school
always causing trouble
and acting like a fool
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This is the tale of Bobby the Snail
who lived all alone in a shell
he wasn't house proud
passed wind rather loud
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Quiet please, don't make a sound,
let’s see how long we last,
no more whispers, no more shouts
let’s keep our lips sealed fast.
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It's eight o'clock and I've slept in
I'll have to let them know,
got no time for breakfast luv
I really have to go
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It is pouring rain and freezing cold,
these city streets aren't paved with gold,
I'm sleeping rough and growing old,
and 'move along' I'm getting told.
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I thought I had the 'X-Factor'
but my voice just hurt my ears
I turned to 'Ballroom Dancing'
but that just lead to tears
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This hat's too small
it's cold and dark
full of kings and queens
chirping birds
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The Knocking shop now has a sign
posted on the door,
it says half price every Wednesday
from ten o'clock till four.
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Once again it's party time
at our pleasure dome,
you're sure of a grand welcome
to make you feel at home.
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Mr Rolly-Polly was a very greedy bloke,
always eating fish 'n'chips and drinking lots of coke.
He couldn't pass a burger bar or a hotdog stand,
and every night at nine o'clock he'd visit Pizzaland.
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