The Knocking Shop 3 Poem by John Churchill

Once again it's party time
at our pleasure dome,
you're sure of a grand welcome
to make you feel at home.

Big Bertha's still the madam
she knows a trick or two,
and if you ask her nicely
she'll do a turn for you.

Jane's our tattooed lady
with pictures in most places -
I think that her best features
are a pair of smiley faces.

New this year we have a room
for girls as well as boys,
its full of bells and whistles
and some very naughty toys

The Dungeon's had a revamp
with clamps for every need,
you get a studded collar
and they put you on a lead.

Come along there's something here
for every one and all -
credit cards are welcome
so come in and have a ball.

(2006)