Anger took over from chagrin
When humiliation on a broken heart painted sadness
In case a victim saw in remorse an emotional sin
Bathed in blue seas of utter loneliness.
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Uncles wrote off a boy with a sad past
Cos to them', his luck couldn't last.
Said Joe, 'You ain't got no future.
In fact, you're worse than a vulture.
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A pain in the neck teased a nerd.
'Guy, you look like a rapacious bird.
I can't over this bookworm...
Your thick pate swims like a worm
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A monkey with a pink bum boasted of wisdom
Which monkey said germinated in Sodom.
Said Sage, 'Give us a break!
Cut out your fatal mistake.'
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As a matter of fact, friendship builds people
In bonds so strong affections rebuke pressure.
Blessed from above, friendship isn't fickle.
Driven by a common future, love rejects fissure.
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Envy kicked a souse to the ground
Envy fell on him like a greyhound
That tore his flesh to pieces
And poured hot pepper slices
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A raped orphan force aborted twice
Said Joseph, 'Abortion is not rice.
Don't kill innocent babies.
Care for many refugees.
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Soccer boots mangled metatarsals
Metatarsals shambled to hospitals
Where doctors found them unfit.
Said docs, 'You accepted defeat.
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Yellow chickens dress up as hackers,
A cyclops species who with suckers
Pollute the internet
With malicious dirt
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Skunks pee like internet thieves
Whose only claim to fame leaves
A stench that's so evil
It overdoes the devil
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