Skunks pee like internet thieves
Whose only claim to fame leaves
A stench that's so evil
It overdoes the devil
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Like tampon pirates, tailspin twits
Ply their crimes on computer tits
Where their fangs sting,
Sing, fling, ping and bling
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Cybernetics invents punch drunk leeches
Dubbed hackers who throng beaches,
Steal data, sow viruses
On computers and their asses
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Cannibals kill four young revellers
Cut off genitals and ears of fellas
In the prime of their youth
'Cos libation in a booth
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Primitive quacks slay albinos
In a phony belief albinos cause
Cures through medicines
Fabricated via scenes
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Consume life's repast while it smiles,
Allow not tangles of pain and their biles
To stifle today's pleasures
When opportunity measures
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Bumps on the blister-plastered head throbbed,
Breaststrokes of pain ploughed the sinews of the neck,
Nerve nodules felt as though they'd disrobed
Well-being and good feeling at the inquisition stake.
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A ragtag swarm of yellow pests
Track, crack and pack internet forests
With hidden stealth gadgets
Draw up huge budgets
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Tired of scanning the environment,
Eyes said, 'I'd rather quit, pal ornament.
Too long on sentry duty.
Thankless job. It ain't pretty.
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A chauvinist took a dig at women
Ace tennis players, 'Serena, thank men
On whose cocktails your tennis
Leans and plants her kiss.
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