Justin Reamer Poems

There are people plotting against me,
I must do whatever I can to
Keep my power,
Or I will probably die.
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I am better than you,
And you know it,
For I am greater and stronger,
And better than the rest.
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I don't care about you,
I don't care about them;
I care about me
And only me,
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I have a lot of skills.
I can read ten thousand books in a day,
Cook cakes in less than four minutes,
Ride my bike with no handle bars,
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Yahweh is king, robed in majesty,
Yahweh is robed in power,
He wears it like a belt.
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Dear God,

I cannot thank You enough
For all the things You have done for my family.
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We argue and we quarrel,
Get into fistfights and whatnot,
But it doesn't matter
Because we always end up tying
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That insult was so humiliating
Since he called my groin a chode,
Which meant that it
Was a little bit...
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We'll fistfight here and now,
One on one,
No weapons,
Nothin',
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You know, there's nothing to you,
Because you're an idiot,
And all you can do is sit around all day
And sing your stupid songs,
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