Whispering leaves
In the evening breeze,
Commotion of birds
Feeding on the mud banks,
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Its fate Hardy.
I, the greatest admiral in History
The saviour of my beloved England.
Fated to sail with ignorant seamen
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The incomparable Lisa
Loves a large Pizza,
But due to her incredible will power
She only eats one in an hour.
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Captain James Cook
Could not find a book,
Thus he was forced to make a note
On a boat.
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The legions of Julius Caesar
Marched from the land of leaning tower of Pisa.
First sign of rain
They went home by train.
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The indestructible Maureen
Could never be described as quite or boring,
When in Billingham she is shouting,
It is heard on Rose berry by those on their outing.
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Inscrutable Paul
Always carries a lump of coal.
Even when he met Tony Blair,
Paul doesn’t care.
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My teenage son Ben
Turned his room into a den.
Which he shares
With grizzly bears.
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My mate Dan
Likes a can,
With his curry
Which he always eats in a hurry.
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