Dear Santa
Please, please, please
Read this letter,
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Twas the day after Christmas, when all throughout the town
Not a soul was stirring, not even in dressing gown.
Roads covered in ice, sub-zero temperature
Middlesbrough an ice-age endure.
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I’m Cameron,
I’m the British Prime Minister
I’m always right!
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Bernie or Boyd
Who’s the best?
The debate rages
In the bars, homes and workplaces
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My eyes were made to see with,
What if they are deceived?
Whoes’s fault is it?
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From tiny acorns
The mighty Oak grows.
From tiny rain drops
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Plymouth Argyle were on a losing streak
They lost fifteen matches on the trot.
The manager tried all the formations
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Last straw!
Broke the camels back!
Was on every Boro supporters lips.
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“Southgate is staying! ” insisted Gibson.
“We may be in the relegation dog fight,
Loss at Stoke,
May have been the last straw,
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Drab month of April
Cloaked in rain,
Made even more drabber
By Middlesbrough’s annual relegation dog fight.
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