Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 19,223 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

16601. You'Ve Been Booted So Scoot 2/3/2010
16602. You'Ve Been Devoting Your Time To Training 11/29/2010
16603. You'Ve Been Playing Me For So Long 9/1/2008
16604. You'Ve Been Spoiled 1/22/2011
16605. You'Ve Been Watched 8/20/2011
16606. You'Ve Done That Already To Yourself 6/30/2011
16607. You'Ve Enjoyed 4/21/2012
16608. You'Ve Given Me A Lot 9/15/2015
16609. You'Ve Got A Stuck Up Butt 7/7/2009
16610. You'Ve Got It. Finally...You'Ve Got It 7/21/2012
16611. You'Ve Got Jokes, Huh? 11/24/2013
16612. You'Ve Got Lots Of Company 7/2/2011
16613. You'Ve Got Me 9/12/2010
16614. You'Ve Got Me Lifted 9/14/2013
16615. You'Ve Got My Heart Unlocked 9/14/2013
16616. You'Ve Got My Lovelight Locked 9/8/2011
16617. You'Ve Got The Life 8/20/2011
16618. You'Ve Got To 11/14/2011
16619. You'Ve Got To Choose With Choice 3/23/2013
16620. You'Ve Got To Knock It 8/6/2009
16621. You'Ve Got To Know Love 9/10/2009
16622. You'Ve Got To Let This Go 2/19/2011
16623. You'Ve Got To Notice... 6/14/2008
16624. You'Ve Got To Pray 4/9/2008
16625. You'Ve Got To Want To Get 1/25/2011
16626. You'Ve Gotta Gotta Go 4/5/2009
16627. You'Ve Hit Me With Your Karma 12/11/2008
16628. You'Ve Lost Me 5/3/2008
16629. You'Ve Made All Of Them Liars 2/23/2011
16630. You'Ve Said It All 3/30/2013
16631. You'Ve Selected Me For Your Trip? 7/24/2008
16632. Zapped 5/20/2006
16633. Zenyatta 11/6/2010
16634. Zero 1/24/2008
16635. Zero Defects 1/22/2011
16636. Zero Zip Are The Benefits 6/30/2011
16637. Zero. None. Zilch To Erase 'Nots' 4/21/2012
16638. Zip It 5/23/2008
16639. Zombies Have Been Seen 8/10/2008
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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