Lee Fones Poems

upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
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im going to dye my hair black
im going to dye my hair green
im going to cut the slack
im going to make it look serine
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i'd like a chicken curry
with some poppadoms
id like it in a hurry
as i'm stopping at me moms
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train trundled down the track
as last of autumn leaves fell
on that train i had a snack
and leaves shrunk to a cell
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playing tennis in the snow
However ball went very slow
whacked the ball very hard
only traveled one whole yard
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snow flickered from the sky
cold freezing out on glass
in warmth inside we fry
outside snow covers grass
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a little shrimp
was a tiny wimp
physically very limp
then it met a chimp
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i like reading Pam Ayers
her poetry does well binds
some i read before my prayers
they make me laugh at times
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'do you like me'?
of course i really do
'would you marry thee'?
i would do that too
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ive never had the wind before
but those brussel sprouts
they're very strong ya know
plus i've got flipping gout
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