Tennis Anyone Poem by Lee Fones

playing tennis in the snow
However ball went very slow
whacked the ball very hard
only traveled one whole yard
Pete and me both threw up
off too pub for ale to sup
snow it quickly disappeared
went back crowds appeared
freezing cold in our shorts
was cold slippery icy courts
falling over a fair few times
trainers were both well grimes
playing hard two long hours
went homes both had shower
so a question must arise
next time we'll wait till clear skies