Kumarmani Mahakul Limerick Poems

Once Michel threw Liza a ball
It hit her torso she did call
Wow, ‘Do you mean me doll? '
He laughed at and said ‘a mall'
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A quire, a ream, and a score
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Tom had a cow with lovely calf
Calf was drinking milk only half
Tom used to milk daily
Calf felt empty belly
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A man got a thousand rupees note
While walking on highway,
He took lunch at five star hotel with gloat
Two thousand rupees his bill came,
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Tin and Pin were going to market
On the way they found a basket
The basket had a pen
Pin thought, " it is a gain"
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Once Liza thought to have a fun
She showed a puppet tiger to Johan
Johan made an outcry
For fun he too did try
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Once I saw Sahund moving round and round,
He was on bicycle, he was two hundred pounds
In the end of the field he fetched furious hound.
Bicycle was in speedy motion his heart pounds,
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Tom said, 'May I come in'
Bom said, 'Wait, I am with kin'
'Weight is fifty four in random
I can make you free from boredom'.
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Two friends were beneath a banyan tree,
They were in chit-chats in mind free.
First guy said, “Tree is so big fruit is small,
It is error of creator who has created all.”
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A fish was on land as dead
Looking at this a person said
''Let's catch for fry''
To catch they did try
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Bintu and Dintu often like jokes
Chintu came to Bintu and coax
To deceit Dintu for hee
In a clothed jug they put a bee
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Tom and Pom were on outing
On a dusty road they were walking
Sudden Whirlwind came in whirl
Pushed them, they fell like wheel
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Three friends were in a free
They presumed to rest near a sea.
They fixed their tent on the shore,
They felt mirth instead of bore.
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Five monkeys were swinging in a nearby tree,
Beneath it two men were watching them free.
First man is Kit and second man is Kat,
Both are known as Kit Kat and they were fit fat,
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It was eventide and was cold,
A stoned came to me, he was old.
He had stoneware to be sold,
Stoned stumbled on stone and me told,
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Rinku, Pinku went to Chinku and did hug,
Chinku too did hug them he was on tog,
They were on stroll and they had a dog,
On the way the dog caught a plastic mug,
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A milking cow was with Miss Jilly
She was eating rice, grass and chilli
Jilly was proud of it
Never neglect to treat
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Lofi and Mofi went to market
To sell their clothes they demarcate
Under a mango tree
They settled to sell free
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Titu was going with his son on bike
He stopped for betel as he did like
His son's balloon got popping
Nearby dog went on jumping
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Once upon a time you listen please
A cartman was on a cart under bees
Some bees did sting the man
He outcried soon to his fan
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Once I met Gattu with some nuts,
He was glutton was living in a hut.
He was taking food in tog like a nut,
In the way by police he was caught,
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Once a monkey riding on a donkey-
Went to market with maiden Rinky.
Over a bridge monkey saw a junkie,
Monkey sprang over him to make him funky,
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Two officers went to a meeting
On sixth floor meeting was fitting
They were late, power cut
To attend meeting lift shut
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A boat was capable to take ten
Boatman took such plus a fan
Near the bank of river
Boat sank saw a saver
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Children were there busy in caper
Often they were playing with big paper
A lame man did come
He capered with hum
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Tom had a bull he used to love
Bom used to love to his dove
Tom and Bom thought
Made exchange and caught
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Tom once bought a lovely cap
Placed it on head went to tap
In tap found no water
Wind beheaded cap better
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