M. Asim Nehal Limerick Poems

There was a young poet named Kostas
How do I know, he sported moustache
His poems appeals and blooms
By the light of the moon
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Two bulls on street came face to face
Viewer clogged and took their place
One was tall, other was hulky
As they began to slant and sulky
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Oh God please send good readers
I want them to give nice feeders
I am hungry for praise
Can’t give anything in return but Okays
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Sleeping together but dreaming separately
Living together yet fighting desperately
Life is a matter of survival
In daylight we may have difference at night its revival
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The mouse was digging hole
While the pussycat was on sole
Before the sunrise
The night silently saw the tide
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A cat named katty from Seattle
Hiding inside the shell
Thinking it a nice house to dwell
A big wave in ocean will tell
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There was a young man named Blount
He bought a note machine to count
The machine developed a bug
Instead of counting it did rag
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They say the best walk is cat’s walk
Now look at me and redefine all talk
Very few can match my grace
Come see me walk and hold your brace
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He was a teetotaler and non-smoker
Went to supermall for a saunter
Saw hoarding very big, smoking kills
Purchased a pack of cigarette, wills
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Enough of going for prey
Now our hairs have grown grey
Let us device something like selfie
So that our prey will come in felfie
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For how long shall I carry this burden?
Please help me to remove it sudden
Else it will grow bigger than pride
I won’t be able to become anybody’s bride
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This dog is too hot for the bun
If I don’t hold it properly it will run
He is so cute to eat
Just checking his appearance with new meat
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There lived a squirrel in India
To gain power of jungle appeared an idea
And he made all false promises
Banking on it started accumulating nuts of choices
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I wanna be innovative let me try this hookah
I saw humans enjoying it under lustful sukkah
I am scared of smoke I’m inhaling
And hope my system would not be derailing
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A man called his wife for a hug
Pat came the reply; Honey, I love you but there is a bug
to give you a hug don’t put stress
You are a wrestler and I am a poetess
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I wonder how came the word Wi-Fi
When most of married men see in amusement their wife’s eye
Wi-fi covers the range which is limited
Wife’s eyes have a range which is unlimited
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To him someone said “One DAY we all will die”
Every soul will taste the death and no one can defy
Only our good or bad deeds will go
No one can make any alter to this flow
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This owl landed on skateboard by accident
The board started moving in dissident
In panic he forget to fly
His every attempt was high and dry
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A wise man was thirsty and found a glass of water
but the water was contaminated with poison twitter,
if he drinks would die
and if he don't he would die
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We live within boundaries you have set
It is difficult to find food and pass this test
For your pleasure why we suffer
When you enjoy, while we look duffer
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I saw a wonderful bird in Nagpur
It flew all the way from Berhampur
It can stay near creek
Enough food for a week
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I wonder how the police followed a song
And interpreted "these boots are made for walking", wrong
They applied on innocent fellow
Who got choked and killed without gallows
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I met her in chat, assuming in teens,
she posted her photo of fifteen.
when we met on a date,
I saw her real face,
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My ambition, said once Mr. King,
To watch mermaid sing.
He called everybody to look for one
but nobody could find the one
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Walking on the street alone
She thought of making bulls blown
She lifted her top and showed bare chest
Bulls got frightened and became unrest
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Husband said to wife: keep your mouth shut
And listen to me first, keep faith and trust
I did not go with that beautiful girl
She followed me all the way and offered pearl
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On Russian horse of best breed
Syrian goat is enjoying its greed
American tree that has grown so big
Is now losing all its cherished fig
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A woman took her man for test
Blood sample given to friend she trust
For Alzheimer and HIV
Coincidentally report came positive for both
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There was once a crow from nott
He found from the ground a walnut
He took it high in the sky
And dropped it on mount sinai
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There was a young boy so bright
He wanted to impress a girl tonight
So he started to sing a song
The words he chose, went wrong
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There was a Young Man of Beijing,
The wind was blowing and he was driving;
He saw a board; "Ma ting room" besides,
He stopped his car and went inside,
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There was a young lady named Lilly
She said life is very silly
But when men cried, 'You flatter'
She replied, 'Oh! no matter!
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There was a man who saw enchanting beauty,
He thought sharing it was his duty.
to take the selfie,
he took his phone stealthy
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