Treasure Island

Mandolyn ...


it's 104 degrees outside and my car is loose


i don't tease edit -edit stalks me
someone grab a tissue and smash it
before it crawls on my pinkie finger.
i want that one to remain uneducated,
and unobserved.

undo all of that^

maybe the trunk door on the Dodge Intrepid
will finally have its way-
it's been planning a gang rape with my right hand.
the hinges are whores. why do i even put groceries
back there? i thought the bag boy forgot my
smart water, until i realized my car is shoving
things up its butt.

did i just admit to drinking smart water?

Submitted: Wednesday, July 09, 2014

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  • Natalie Evans (7/10/2014 10:59:00 AM)

    LOL! ! Mandolyn you are bloody brilliant with your words. I can't stop laughing at this! ! (Report) Reply

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