You're my something in the way,
You're the darkness in my heart,
You're the voices in my head,
You're my anti-muse.
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Since the dawn of time,
There have been idiots in the world,
From hedgehogs who, instead of running away, into a ball they are curled.
To the lemmings who throw themselves off cliffs,
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I scream, you grin.
You grin, I grimace.
I grimace, you laugh.
You laugh, I smile.
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I sit in the bunker,
And hope for the best,
The sirens have stopped,
And we count the rest.
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Pizza is delicious,
Yet it’s full of calories,
It’s a wolf that’s in sheep’s clothing,
And it’s smothered in cheese.
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I see a pop-up,
Now I see two,
Oh my good god,
What shall I do?
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who is the worst off of them all?
I am constantly forced to think
I know that it cannot be me,
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If only magic was real.
But only for nice wee people.
If evil people had magic,
All chaos would break loose.
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