Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was as white as snow
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after
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This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig has roast beef
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Rewrite of the classic Elvis hit, Hound Dog
You ain't nothin' but a homophobe
Prejudice accusin' and finger pointin' all the time
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Rewrite of Cher's song by the same name
See if you guess who this one is about. Is it a confession or just fiction?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
mmm yum yum
Lover tonight
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Youth often know way better than age how to stroke it just right
Over and over again they can go all night
Until the early morning light of dawn and sometimes even noon
Naked young flesh so much more arousing and delicious than wrinkly old flaps and folds of skin
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Zippers down and I can tell that you're more than ready for me tonight
Insanly driven to a liasion of the most dangerous kind we could spark a war with this first kiss
Married is what both are to other people
Married, but not deep down where it counts the most in our hearts of hearts
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Part of the psychic poem project. If this touches you, please let me know.
Thanks
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Parody of Kevin Rudolf's Let It Rock
I wanna see your faces
Show up in record numbers high
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