Ramona Thompson


Ramona Thompson Poems

761. Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories 5/1/2009
762. Take A Bow 7/10/2008
763. Take Him As He Is 2/10/2007
764. Tara Conner-Miss Con Artist U.S.A. 2/1/2007
765. Ted 9/25/2008
766. Teen Hacker 9/8/2008
767. Teen Hacker V 2 9/8/2008
768. Teen Sex 8/1/2008
769. Teenage Masturbation Fantasy 1/17/2008
770. Teenage Mental Masturbation 1/17/2008
771. Teenage Vasectomy 5/29/2007
772. Tenet Insanabile Multos Scribendi Cacoethes 1/28/2009
773. Terrorist Riders In The Sky 4/5/2008
774. That's It! You'Re Going Up For Adoption! 1/28/2009
775. The 9 11 Curse 2/16/2009
776. The Abc's Of Adam Lambert 4/1/2009
777. The Affair 9/12/2008
778. The Baby Is Yours 11/24/2008
779. The Black And White War 1/20/2009
780. The Bright Side Of Aids 6/11/2009
781. The Bush Era 1/19/2009
782. The Candidate's Debate 10/14/2008
783. The Cat And The Fiddle Rewrite 5/7/2009
784. The Child Molester 8/3/2007
785. The Craigslist Killer V1 4/27/2009
786. The Craigslist Killer V 2 4/27/2009
787. The Crisis Is Fake 9/29/2008
788. The Days Of A Rock Star's Life 9/14/2006
789. The Days Of My Love Life 8/9/2006
790. The Dream Of What Can Never Be 4/17/2008
791. The Dtv Switch Is Communism 2/5/2009
792. The Easter Bunny Hop 4/8/2007
793. The Eyes Of The Pigs Are Upon You 10/10/2007
794. The Facts 10/24/2007
795. The Fiance Flip 3/4/2009
796. The Final Reasons To Vote Adam Lambert Your American Idol! 5/19/2009
797. The First Gay American Idol Part 1 4/3/2009
798. The First Gay American Idol Part 2 4/3/2009
799. The Following People Should Just Go Ahead And Kill Themselves 9/21/2007
800. The Gays Must Come Out 4/11/2008
Best Poem of Ramona Thompson

Mighty Horny Power Rangers

They've got a libdo and a desire
That can't be controled

They've got the power
To sex you in the shower and they always score

No one can ever keep these rangers down
The power of love sweet love is on their side

Oh oh Power Rangers
Oh oh Power Rangers
Oh oh Power Rangers
Mighty Horny Power Rangers

They love to take their dates
Hard into their hands
They know to always use condoms and practice safe sex

No one can ever keep these rangers down
The power of love sweet love is on their side

Oh oh Power Rangers
Oh oh Power ...

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A Beatle's Revenge

Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Oh honey I think I'm gonna wind up brokey
Worse then when John married Yoko
Got me sayin uh oh uh oh
Oh no!
Heather from me to you
I say screw it
Why did we have to do it?

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