Ramona Thompson Poems

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191.
Jack And Jill Rewrite

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after
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192.
This Little Pig Went To Market

This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig has roast beef
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193.
Homophobe

Rewrite of the classic Elvis hit, Hound Dog

You ain't nothin' but a homophobe
Prejudice accusin' and finger pointin' all the time
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194.
If I Could Turn Back Time

Rewrite of Cher's song by the same name

See if you guess who this one is about. Is it a confession or just fiction?
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195.
Kinky Valentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
mmm yum yum
Lover tonight
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196.
Young-Erotic

Youth often know way better than age how to stroke it just right
Over and over again they can go all night
Until the early morning light of dawn and sometimes even noon
Naked young flesh so much more arousing and delicious than wrinkly old flaps and folds of skin
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197.
Zimmerman-Erotic

Zippers down and I can tell that you're more than ready for me tonight
Insanly driven to a liasion of the most dangerous kind we could spark a war with this first kiss
Married is what both are to other people
Married, but not deep down where it counts the most in our hearts of hearts
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198.
Peter

Part of the psychic poem project. If this touches you, please let me know.

Thanks
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199.
Rock The Vote

Parody of Kevin Rudolf's Let It Rock

I wanna see your faces
Show up in record numbers high
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200.
Blowjob Offer

Note-This one isn't quite what you think it's about.

Blow your mind with just how I am at....cleaning
Love my job and I do it well 40 hours,5 days a week
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