Ramona Thompson Poems

What a pity
What a shame
Such a wonderful and caring man
Gone far, far too soon
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What if the New Kids On The Block had been drug pushers instead of pop stars?

Just a bit of my twisted humor.
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One afternoon not too long ago
You started a rumor
A rumor that you just would't let go
Even when it go very out of control
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You're all invited
Yes, every single one
Write me, call me, or IM me
Make a friend request
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An Erotic American Idol Parody of Hank William's Classic Song Hey Good Lookin'

Hey, hey, ooh so good lookin'
How I'd love to know what David's got cookin'
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Rewrite of Queen's classic The Show Must Go On

Empty yearning faces, not sure they want to go on living anymore
Abandoned for their choices, how sad that this has to be the score
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Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was as white as snow
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after
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This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig has roast beef
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Rewrite of the classic Elvis hit, Hound Dog

You ain't nothin' but a homophobe
Prejudice accusin' and finger pointin' all the time
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