Ramona Thompson Poems

Parody of the classic song Money, That's What I Want

The best words on the page are here
Teaching you a hell of a lot more about life
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For the very sexy and talented Orlando Bloom

Oh, how I wish that someday we could meet
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An erotic parody of Whitney Houston's All The Man I Need

I used to lie myself to sleep at night
But that was before all
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(Dark parody of the classic song Solitaire. Inspired by the hit motion picture Saw)

There is a man
A man who will take away your life
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Trash, pure trash is what you are
I swear never before have I seen a company run with such incompetence
Makes me sick to the bone how your workers treat the elderly and the helpless
Empty headed bimbos answer your phones and wanna be sex offenders to sent out to your customer's homes
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Run, run just as fast as you can and vote
At last the right man for the job has come along
Make no mistake about it he can surely lead better then that old hag Hilary ever could or would
Only one thing he has on his mind and that is the rights of all his fellow Americans
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Inspired by Bret Michael's Rock of Love on Vh1


Sorry to be so shy
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Always the best
Damn better then all the rest
Often told by the ladies that I am the most amazing they've ever had
Naked masterpiece
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Not meant to offend just a honest blunt piece on how some Craig's List users really feel about its creater Craig Newmark.

Can't or won't control his website the right way
Running a once powerful business into the ground
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Warning! Might not be suitable for all viewers!

An extra sexy parody of the Boyz To Men hit I'll Make Love To You
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