richard (sean) scarbrough (james) Poems

I made a friend today she's as pretty as can be,
Her name I don't remember, she is a friend to me.
She doesn't have to pretty or do hefty deeds,
As long as she listens to my poems, a friend indeed.
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When a cat loves you it will: nip at your hand,
(it thinks you are food, next meal man.)
When a cat loves you it will: bring you mice,
(it is trying to fatten you up, ain't that nice?)
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Why does love have to be so hard?
Why can't it be a sending of a card?
Why does love bring such turmoil?
Because to love means to spoil.
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When a cat dies and it goes up to heaven,
What about the two lives plus seven?
(A hard way to rhyme but you see,
I had trouble with heaven so let it be)
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Don't read under the covers if you are all alone,
but most importantly don't answer the phone.
Turn all the lights on in the house,
and please be as quiet as a little bitty mouse.
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You are there no matter what and hold my hand.
You do it quietly, no five piece band.
A look or a touch so small and tender,
Sometimes that is all I can seem to remember.
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A new year is coming, let's hide and lock the doors,
Put the car keys in the safe underneath the floors.
Grab the children, hide them in the closet,
Run to the bank and take out all our deposits.
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I have the heart of a dragon, for I fear noone,
From the morning till night i will not run.
I have the heart of a dragon, i will fight,
I will fight, i will stand up for what is right.
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I gave my cat a bath just the other night,
and man can that cat ever bite.
I started with the tail and then the feet,
Then she sliced me up nice and neat.
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I wrote a poem yesterday and my computer stored it away.
Went to look for it today and this is what pooter had to say.
What poem? I remember no such thing, and are you sure?
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