(The Wounded Canadian Speaks)
My leg? It's off at the knee.
Do I miss it? Well, some. You see
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Oh ye whose hearts are resonant, and ring to War's romance,
Hear ye the story of a boy, a peasant boy of France;
A lad uncouth and warped with toil, yet who, when trial came,
Could feel within his soul upleap and soar the sacred flame;
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The Spanish women don't wear slacks
Because their hips are too enormous.
'Tis true each bulbous bosom lacks
No inspiration that should warm us;
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Franklin fathered bastards fourteen,
(So I read in the New Yorker);
If it's true, in terms of courtin'
Benny must have been a corker.
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(Retold in Rhyme)
They threw him in a prison cell;
He moaned upon his bed.
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I to a crumpled cabin came
upon a hillside high,
And with me was a withered dame
As weariful as I.
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Up into the sky I stare;
All the little stars I see;
And I know that God is there
O, how lonely He must be!
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With barbwire hooch they filled him full,
Till he was drunker than all hell,
And then they peddled him the bull
About a claim they had to sell.
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He stared at me with sad, hurt eyes,
That drab, untidy man;
And though my clients I despise
I do the best I can
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My only medals are the scars
I've won in weary, peacetime wars,
A-fighting for my little brood,
To win them shelter, shoon and food;
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