my teacher ate my homework,
which i thought was rather odd.
he sniffed at it and smiled,
and gave a thoughtful chew.
...
i dont know what to do today,
mabye i can ride a bike,
or take a hike,
or or watch t.v,
...
i didn't mean to brake the chair,
or or made a mess fixing it.
i didn't mean to scare gran,
or pull her chair away.
...
i went to the bathroom to ''p'',
cause i drank ''t''.
i were my glasess
so i can ''c''.
...
i saw a house,
made of cheese and mouse,
inside it a cat,
but he is not wearing his hat,
...
Therty hath September,
April, June and November,
All the rest have 31,
Except February alone,
...
we've been travelling
we've seen the clouds and felt the sun
we've flown in a plane and had lots fun
across the sky,
...
who invented the ice cream
who designed the bicycle
and planes and trains and cars?
sweets and chocolet bars?
...
swim with me through the shipwrek
see the jewels in the treasure chest
and the coins are very old
see the silve and gold,
...
i have to build a tree house,
i have to build a table,
i have to build a new house,
cant i get a break.
...
My Teacher Ate My Homework
my teacher ate my homework,
which i thought was rather odd.
he sniffed at it and smiled,
and gave a thoughtful chew.
I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp and said, 'You pass.'
I guess that's how they grade you
when you're in a cooking class.
it is so wonderful tottaly