There was a happy cat
Who layed on a old mat
He was on the dusty floor
and looking very poor
...
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
...
Happy Cat
There was a happy cat
Who layed on a old mat
He was on the dusty floor
and looking very poor
He swiped his claw
Along the wooden door
He was trying to escape
But he hit a rake
He fell flat on his back
Now he is the angry cat