Trade Martin Poems

The U.S. Congress has voted to build……,
A disco in every Iraqi city…..,
So jihadists can wiggle their hips….,
In order to take their sick minds off….,
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Is the sacred day acid or alkaline…..? ? ?
I believe it must be neutral….,
At least I hope it is…..,
But who cares anyway…..? ? ?
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Lonely Duck…., where’s your home….? ? ?
I see you swimming in the river all alone….,
Are you sad…., just like me….? ? ?
Or do you have a secret family….? ? ?
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I’ve informed the party…..,
In the correspondence below……,
That because the current administration…..,
Is dealing and freely allotting……,
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No one came to their rescue.....,
For eight hours as they pleaded for help....,
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Stoned Christmas Junky…..,
Can’t get enough….,
I’m hooked on the season…..,
And it really makes it tough…..,
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Open your eyes…..,
To the Culture Of Stupidity….,
It’s all around us….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! ! !
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Romance In Your Pants….,
Most times you can tell….,
With only a glance….,
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Open your naive eyes…..,
To the Culture Of Stupidity….,
It’s all around you….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! !
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Our Love Is Now…….,
We can’t wait any longer……,
Don’t want to suppress……,
Our craving hunger…….,
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